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Having a bad day? Here, have some young Ahnold with a big snake. 

Having a bad day? Here, have some young Ahnold with a big snake. 

awabubbles:

ALSO

demon!dean kicking down doors with an ax in his hand. if he doesn’t say “here’s johnny” at least once I WILL BE SEVERELY DISSAPOINTED.

believe-out-loud:

Upholding a February 2014 ruling, a federal appeals court agreed today that Virginia’s ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional! 

We recognize that same-sex marriage makes some people deeply uncomfortable. However, inertia and apprehension are not legitimate bases for denying same-sex couples due process and equal protection of the laws. -Judge Henry Floyd

This decision sets a precedent for the entire 4th Circuit, which also includes West Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Maryland, which already has marriage equality.
Read more.

FUCK YES WHO WANTS TO GET MARRIED

believe-out-loud:

Upholding a February 2014 ruling, a federal appeals court agreed today that Virginia’s ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional! 

We recognize that same-sex marriage makes some people deeply uncomfortable. However, inertia and apprehension are not legitimate bases for denying same-sex couples due process and equal protection of the laws. -Judge Henry Floyd

This decision sets a precedent for the entire 4th Circuit, which also includes West Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Maryland, which already has marriage equality.

Read more.

FUCK YES WHO WANTS TO GET MARRIED

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

MY LIFE IS A LIE

NO

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Stupid friggin’ double entendres. I thought it meant that—since it was always in kids’ and babies’ shampoos exclusively—that it was specially formulated just in case it got in their eyes. Y’know, ‘cause babies and kids are stupid fucks who don’t know that soap is BAD NEWS TO GET IN YOUR EYES.

justsayins:

Decided to buy and try almond milk for the first time.

Whelp.

See, this is why I buy the vanilla-flavored stuff, lol. Unflavored/unsweetened almond milk tastes nasty. Go cook with it, I suppose. XD

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

9 AM COMMONWEALTH BADMINTON MIXED TEAM FINALS

dorkery:

ENGLAND VS MALAYSIA

FUCK YES

I AM GOING TO BE UP FOR THAT BECAUSE iPLAYER IS BEING AN UNRELIABLE ASSBUTT

TOMORROW GLASGOW WILL BE SHOWCASING A NEW LIQUID CLEANER CALLED “ENGLAND”

AND MALAYSIA WILL BE WIPING THE FLOOR WITH THEM

losthitsu:

vrabia:

pitchercries:

monanotlisa:

premiumcountryside:

ororcia:

aceofsnakes:

Fun fact: the Polish word for a “tip” is “napiwek” which literally means “for-beer”. As in “have some money to buy yourself a beer later”.

um, sorry to disappoint you but in french it’s kind of the same thing, it’s called “pourboire” which literally means “for drinking”… europe, we’re all alcoholics here! :)

OMG. I never really thought about it, but in Hungarian it’s borravaló, which literally means “for wine.”

Same in German. It’s “Trinkgeld” — “drinking money.” And that ain’t water we’re talking about.

I find it hilarious, in light of this, that in Russian it’s chayevyie which means “[money] for tea”.

I never knew?? In Romanian we have ‘bacşiş’ from Turkish/originally Persian, which I know has the meaning of present/grant/gratuity but apparently in a secondary sense it also means ‘drink money’?

'sprepitné' in Slovak, from 'prepiť' = drink (away).

So by ‘tip’ they mean ‘tipsy’. 

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

This sounds like a boarding school AU of Monstrous Regiment…

awabubbles:

kansaskissedlips:

awabubbles replied to your post: That said, though, I’m excited for the…

OMG MYSTERY!SPOT SAM *screeches into the atmosphere* i looovvve mystery!spot pseudo psychotic serial killer Sam omgdontevengetmestarted

SAME!

My fave is when he picks the bullet out of himself, IS2G.

BAMF.

Imagine mysteryspot!Sam with like all of the tools of the men of letters at his disposal. Scruffy, leather-jacket wearing, Impala-driving mysteryspot!Sam.

Like fuck at this point he already knows a few spells and he’s cruising across the country DESTROYING evil. And he comes across another hunter and they’re like “so have you found dean yet?” and he’s like, no, but I have killed 19 demons, salted 13 graves, banished 21 ghosts 5 vampires, 3 shape shifters & 2 werewolves but that was a long weekend and I was bored.

random hunter: …damn, son.

Mystery Spot!Sam doing all this while hunting down the Trickster, except this is in that same AU there and Dean’s already in Hell. Sam’s caught between wanting pure revenge and still thinking that the Trickster is the only thing that can bring Dean back. 

Until he finds something in the Men of Letters archives mentioning angels as if they were something real, and hey, everything else in there has worked so far so let’s summon an angel. And because Sam knows his mythology, let’s go for one who’s already pulled men right out of Hell according to the Bible…

He is really not going to be happy when the summoning spell for Gabriel brings a familiar face into his ring of holy fire. 

snarkysourwolf:

different-to-the-rest:

lanadelnachos:

ayeyophoebe:

slytherin-kyuubi:

a-study-in-cheekbones:

childofaphrodite:

soaringpenis:

notkorra:

antlare:

here, have some childhood nostalgia

whAT THE FUCK

YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT

LITERALLY SCREAMING. I SPAT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY SCREEN. this is so wonderful. ohmyjesus.

two grown up girls crying here as they recognized eVERY FUCKING SINGLE SONG OMGS

I FEEL OLD IM 16 I SHOULDN’T FEEL OLD

This is annoying me to no end what’s the one after American dragon, both me and my sis know the tune but we can’t match up the cartoon?!?!?!?!?! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!

^^IT’S THE MOTHERFUCKING POWERPUFF GIRLS DUDE.
and srsly… i’m nearly 20 and i sang along to every song with lyrics.
THE POKEMON SONG HIT ME LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN THO.

i lost it at rugrats

KIM POSSIBLE WHAT

you lost me until rugrats, holy shit I feel old

EXCUSE YOU WHERE WAS ROCKET POWER

mydogsnokes:

Tbh the worst part of this website is queue puns

you mean the best part